The Roast of JRO123 was a special event held on April 6th, 2015 in the TDRPW wiki chatroom in order to commemorate JRO's re-emergence in the community after a few weeks of dissension. It was an hour long and featured long time members such as DegrassiFTW27, Steelwolf, AquaInfinity and Heozaki on the dais along with Dark as roastmaster.
Roast Transcript
(The roast begins as wehave a set filled with Dr. Mario statues.)
DegrassiFTW27:
Hello and welcome everyone to the first ever TDRPW roast,here as our roast master is aman too Max Goof not to be involved....Dark B)
Teamdarkfan4:
- runs into stage with max goof costume*
Teamdarkfan4:
SHALL TAKE PLACE
Jro
do you like toaster strudels
JRO123:
fuck yeah (troll)
Teamdarkfan4:
you do know strudel means dick (troll)
8:58
Teamdarkfan4:
Guys, he said he likes strudels.
Jro
tell me when you had a girlfriend, how was the first date
JRO123:
alright
only had one date tho
DegrassiFTW27:
this is gonna be interesting...
9:00
Teamdarkfan4:
wait your turn rj
Alright Jro , tell us
JRO123:
.
SteelWolf:
Dying
DegrassiFTW27:
come on JRO
JRO123:
tell him what
I answered his first question
DegrassiFTW27:
he said describe it
JRO123:
oh well we went to a restraunt and I think we shared a pizza or something
SteelWolf:
.
Teamdarkfan4:
Was she chubby or nah
SteelWolf:
OFUCK
9:03
JRO123:
yeh she was
Teamdarkfan4:
So youre a chubby chaser
(troll)
JRO123:
lol
Teamdarkfan4:
Alright thats all I needed to hear
Grass , youre up boi
DegrassiFTW27:
fantastic, ive been waiting to tear you to shreds for a while my boy
DegrassiFTW27:
this is a pretty stacked list of roasters tbh, we got RJ we got TD and we got Heo
DegrassiFTW27:
Heo is the one im mostinterested in because he always has strange ideas and thinks outside of the box, like his rp idea, Magnetic, a mystery rp.I talked to heo and I believe the first case will be the mystery of where everybody goes when its time to do Ness and The Falcon…..
A lot of people say you are rather creepy with your rape jokes and whatnot JRO. In fact, I'd call you a poor mans rocky if it wasn't for thefact you obviously can afford to have some good meals.
Heozaki:
xD
SteelWolf:
LOL
Rocky LXIX:
Hey what's that supposed to
mean, eh?
9:09
Teamdarkfan4:
xD
9:10
DegrassiFTW27:
Your weight has been a huge, topic of discussion with many saying you can’t get much action which is really sad because even Hitler had a GF.
Teamdarkfan4:
lmao
she became his wife too
SteelWolf:
THIS REMINDS ME OF RUSSELL HANTZ AT SURVIVOR HEROES VSVILLAINS FINAL TRIBALCOUNCIL
DegrassiFTW27:
I mean come on JRO, a man who killed 6 million jews still gets more bitches
JRO123:
well he was rich and powerful
XxAquaInfinityxX:
.
9:11
SteelWolf:
.
JRO123:
not a good guy, but i mean
there have to be female nazis
DegrassiFTW27:
I contacted Chwiis and I think he might be able to set you up with his down syndrome friendtry not to take her out to eat though…."shared a pizza" we all know you ate the whole thing.
JRO123:
lol
Teamdarkfan4:
lmao
DegrassiFTW27:
JRO, I make a lot of jokes but to be honest you're a good guy
9:13
JRO123:
aw you
DegrassiFTW27:
I'm glad you took a break from throwing barrels at Super Mario to be here tonight. But yeah, JRO hope you have a good time tonight bruh, im out B)
JRO123:
thanks grass
SteelWolf:
Okay so..Since you know about stuff that aren't video games,You know a lot about TDBB
too, right?
JRO123:
I do
SteelWolf:
Like how Max is an all star?
JRO123:
that is inaccurate
SteelWolf:
And how he, according to you, dragged Entran
JRO123:
that is
SteelWolf:
Infact, It isn't just TDBB I remember you Tried to tell ME about So Kim in Survivor
JRO123:
lol she got out first
SteelWolf:
Quiet
JRO123:
hot tho
SteelWolf:
This motherfucker. So sad.Always playing video games.He doesn't play candy crush because he ate the screen and when he plays SSBB he tries to be a know-it-all like the summer leak with Aqua.It's not only video games, he tries to take over Grass's position as host. Like the max for AS. "Max is more AS than Gwen" Haha Sike! Let's not forget the 6 hour dinner at a buffet. My god this guy is Fat it's so scary. He probably shoves all the food in his longass jewish nose. Wait, it seems he has a life. His imaginary girlfriends he adopted from fosters home for imaginary friends bribing Madam Foster with McDonalds.
JRO123:
xD
XxAquaInfinityxX:
dying
JRO123:
wow that was fast af
DegrassiFTW27:
lmfao
SteelWolf:
I am done
Rocky LXIX:
Died @Candy Crush part
(TD is up next on dais)
9:19
XxAquaInfinityxX:
o do I go up now
9:20
DegrassiFTW27:
yeah
9:20
XxAquaInfinityxX:
k
Where do I start?
9:20
JRO123:
this has been surprisingly
modest so far tbh
9:20
Teamdarkfan4:
lmao
9:20
XxAquaInfinityxX:
I've proved you wrong so many times its just not fun anymore tbh
9:20
SteelWolf:
Rocky
9:20
JRO123:
once
9:20
XxAquaInfinityxX:
Also, Ness and the Falcon is about as dead as you when you die of obesity
9:21
JRO123:
xD
9:21
SteelWolf:
Isnt this like, so simillar to Russell Hantz at FTC
9:21
DegrassiFTW27:
im dying
9:21
SteelWolf:
LOL
9:21
XxAquaInfinityxX:
When you can't find a can opener, you could always justuse your nose, its even betterthan the can opener tbh
9:21
SteelWolf:
LOL
9:21
Rocky LXIX:
Nah rj
9:21
Teamdarkfan4:
lmao
9:21
SteelWolf:
DYING
9:21
XxAquaInfinityxX:
Also, you dislike JBOCs alot, right?
9:21
Rocky LXIX:
It's more like Dawn in
Caramoan
9:21
SteelWolf:
True
9:21
JRO123:
i so
9:21
SteelWolf:
JRO please take out your teeth
9:21
JRO123:
i do
9:22
XxAquaInfinityxX:
Well, JBOCs are the best thing to ever happen to this Wiki. It's honestly like a little vacation.
in Conclusion, Where's Hitler when you need him? Done :D
9:22
Teamdarkfan4:
lmao
9:22
Rocky LXIX:
Hell
9:22
DegrassiFTW27:
damn
9:22
Teamdarkfan4:
did rj say his yet
9:22
JRO123:
thats a little below the belt tbh
DegrassiFTW27:
Thoughts on the show so far
JRO?
9:24
JRO123:
pretty good so far
Heozaki:
JRO, your people crucify Jesus, but the tables have turned. Today we crucify you and your ridiculously long rolls of fat, maybe it'll take more than one cross (troll)
9:27
Rocky LXIX:
- Rocky LXIX tries to picture Heo giving someone an ass whooping
9:27
JRO123:
Jesus was my people lol
9:27
Rocky LXIX:
Jesus was kind of a douche
anyways
9:27
Heozaki:
Ness and Falcon was a joke, almost like your reputation, amirite? People say I’m like JRO but when I look in the mirror, I don't see a 300+ pound gamer with no gf, no friends, and no life
JewRO? More like ChewRO
9:31
JRO123:
XD
9:31
DegrassiFTW27:
OOOOOOO
9:31
JRO123:
ok that one is funny
9:31
SteelWolf:
OSHIT LOL
9:31
Heozaki:
You said Ally might've been on to you at one point, but the thing is, you're on her, literally.
You said that you carried me through seasons of TDBB,JRO, but the only thing you be carrying is all that fat from your hour long dinner sessions
9:33
Teamdarkfan4:
lmao
9:33
DegrassiFTW27:
DAYUM
9:33
Heozaki:
Bruh, you have so much autism, I can smell it from Chip's first wiki
9:33
JRO123:
idk if its a measurable quantity
9:34
Heozaki:
Just like your weight, right?
9:34
JRO123:
xD
9:34
Teamdarkfan4:
xD
9:34
Heozaki:
- drops mic and walks away*
9:34
SteelWolf:
XD
9:34
JRO123:
that didnt need a mic drop
Rocky LXIX:
Heo just went full on George Lopez on yo ass
9:38
DegrassiFTW27:
GET READY FOLKS, JRO IS ABOUT TO ROAST OUR ASSES
9:38
XxAquaInfinityxX:
o
9:38
JRO123:
lets begin with TD
9:38
Heozaki:
JBOC (troll)
9:38
XxAquaInfinityxX:
JBOC pls
9:38
Teamdarkfan4:
lmao
JRO123:
you know, I try not to get involved in politics especially about foreign affairs and whatnot like in Russia , for example
9:39
XxAquaInfinityxX:
jfc here it comes
9:39
Heozaki:
- an hour later*
9:39
JRO123:
Im generally against persecution based on identity but the minute I meant you I understood where Putin was coming from
from
9:40
DegrassiFTW27:
Oh shit...
9:40
JRO123:
not to mention you're like the literal spawn of Ally specifically your bipolar nature
9:41
Rocker B.A:
oh god
9:41
JRO123:
one minute you're starting a flame war for no reason, the next you're all buddy-buddy
idk
9:42
DegrassiFTW27:
come on boy quit holding back
9:42
JRO123:
I may be Jewish, but at least I'm not…well, you know…………………..HA GHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
9:43
XxAquaInfinityxX:
mostly gay jokes aw how cute didnt expect that at all
9:43
JRO123:
bipolar too ...wait…."cute".....uh
9:44
Teamdarkfan4:
Jesus jro
9:44
JRO123:
i mean dont want to let you down or anything…..not into that stuff
9:44
Heozaki:
- Chat dies*
9:44
JRO123:
lets go to Heo
cuz RJ isn't here
9:45
XxAquaInfinityxX:
JRO, girls dont even flirt with you, what makes you think a guy would.
9:45
Rocky LXIX:
Guys, I command ye stop this jro bullying right now
9:45
JRO123:
idk what you're into
~ ToasterSnifferBreadisGood
has left the building. ~
9:46
JRO123:
Heo, if I had a nickel for everytime you said "eh" or went (cool) id have too much money for a Jew like me to know what to do with
9:46
Heozaki:
.
9:46
DegrassiFTW27:
OOOOOOOOOOOO
9:46
JRO123:
If i could sum you up in one word it would have to be pompous
9:47
Rocky LXIX:
This is true
9:47
JRO123:
you think you're the hot shit and brag about it constantly. Cocky doesnt cut it, I mean you have enough cockiness for TD, Garret, Bat,and then some, you are an excess of cock
9:48
Heozaki:
lol
9:48
DegrassiFTW27:
OH DAMN
9:49
JRO123:
lets not forget TDBB
theres a thing about good
sportsmanship
9:49
Teamdarkfan4:
“we all know i carried heo through that”
9:49
JRO123:
everyone has to be a good
sport when they loose
oh thnx for reminding me
Dark
^^^^
but yeah, good sportsmanship goes both ways
9:50
SteelWolf:
Did he roast me yet
9:50
JRO123:
u dont rub it in other peoples faces, especially when half the time you just got lucky. oh yeah, one last thing, I found your band online, you know the one that performed at the church
9:51
SteelWolf:
I love that song
(music) Take me to church (music)
9:51
Rocky LXIX:
- Rocky LXIX stabs rj with
shot
9:51
JRO123:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC4LJPNBrFU this is probs it
9:52
Rocky LXIX:
You know you are fucked up when you can't even trash talk Heo decently
9:52
XxAquaInfinityxX:
^
9:52
JRO123:
lol
^
9:53
SteelWolf:
^
9:53
JRO123:
oh one more thing Heo
9:53
Teamdarkfan4:
lmao rocky
9:53
JRO123:
I've found out why Troy is your favorite OC he's what you want to be which is sad, cuz he's got about as much character constancy as Zoey
9:54
Rocky LXIX:
White?
9:54
JRO123:
^
9:54
Rocky LXIX:
Oh nvm
9:54
JRO123:
that too...RJ lets move on to you
9:54
SteelWolf:
Fuck you jew
9:54
XxAquaInfinityxX:
uuugh how long is this gonna take
9:54
JRO123:
Now…what can I say about you that hasn't already been said….first of all, you think you're some Survivor prodigy
9:55
SteelWolf:
yee I watched 12 seasons in a week
9:55
JRO123:
when in reality you got out due, to me 3 times...second of all--
9:55
SteelWolf:
Rocky got me out in TDT tf, Your obesity is messing up ur mind
9:56
JRO123:
oh lol we're talking about obesity, I've seen your pic RJ, so yeah
9:56
DegrassiFTW27:
oh damn not even jro can, mess this one up
9:56
SteelWolf:
I've seen your medical records
9:56
JRO123:
this is coming from a guy who, looks like Kim Jong Un
9:57
DegrassiFTW27:
lmao
9:57
Heozaki:
xD
9:57
JRO123:
imagine if RJ was Kim Jon Un
9:57
Rocky LXIX:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
9:57
DegrassiFTW27:
kim jong un xD
9:57
SteelWolf:
K Fat Albert
9:57
JRO123:
anyways what was i saying,oh yeah...I could forgive all of this if you shut the fuck up, like for once
9:58
SteelWolf:
haha I do
10:02
JRO123:
Grass must be as old as the basement that he locks all of his lovers in. Dark, you literally are (donkey) IRL, you have as many catchphrases as Grass has kids locked up in his basement
….that’s all i got
10:04
XxAquaInfinityxX:
Wait
are there srsly no more
JBOC's
10:04
JRO123:
yep
10:04
DegrassiFTW27:
alright, thank you JRO! Tune in soon for the roast of my man Heozaki as I play roast master!
==== End =====
Trivia
- Toastsnifferbreadisgood was meant to be on the dais but was not on at the time of the event
