Spaz: Today we will be going to Egypt, where I am a pharaoh! The teams are going to the airport right now.
Heo: *struggling pulling JRO's leg across the sidewalk* Hurry...up..
JRO: *eating potato chips* >.>
Garret: *running* Ally do you like Topher?
Garret: I want to lick whipped cream off his sexy chest!
GO: Bat you're too asian.
(Everyone is seen gathered around the airport waiting for flight)
Chip: *drawing OC's*
JRO: *eats paper*
Rocker: Why is the OC white you racist homophobic bitch.
Chip: Shut it.
(Everyone is seen walking in, two hours later, the plane lands)
(Everyone runs to a clue station)
Fiz: Beautiful airport.
CLUE: You must all run outside and sign up for a boat ride across the lake to a pyramid. 5 people per boat ride.
Rocky: Cracker and minority coming through!
GO: YOU MOVE NOW *pushes everyone*
Aqua: *runs to sign ups* Losing makes me dry. *signs up for boat ride.
Heather: *signs with Aqua* :)
Toast: Nothing can beat bread. *signs up*
Team: Too Max Goof to lose. *signs with Toast*
Chip and Rimie: *signs up*
JRO: *almost at sign ups* WAIT!
JRO: It's a coin!
Chwiis: It's all ogre from here, ya Jews! *signs up with Milk*
Fiz: OMG HURRY!
Grass: Yo, hurry up Ethan!
Ethan: I am!
RJ: *signs up*
(RJ/Fiz, Aqua/Heather, Chwiis/Milk, Chip/Rimie, and Toast/Team hop on boat)
Heo: This sucks man..
Garret: Did someone say sucks?
GO: Garret you're gay.
Bat: Stop being so r00d to Garret.
GO: You like him so.
Ally: GO you aren't my best friend anymore!
Ethan: JRO I can't believe Snake isn't in SSBB.
- the boat arrived at a pyramid*
Chwiis: No swamp?
CLUE: You must go under this pyramid and find your way out. The exit is your pitstop. Last team to arrive is eliminated!
(Everyone runs in)
(Ethan/Grass, Heo/JRO, Ally/Garret, Bat/GO, and Rocky/Rocker get on boat)
RJ: *walking* Fiz we can't get blindsided before jury.
Fiz: Ikr we don't wanna pull a Francesca.
(The second boat arrives)
Ally: Quiet someone said that line *runs in pyramid*
Ethan: *running with Grass* This is like a maze, Pac Man!
Chip: *running* So how's your wiki?
Chip: Ha, yeah right.
Rimie: *stops* Excuse me?
Chip: You are excused c:
Rimie: Your wiki has been dead for almost two years!
Chip: Atleast mine wasn't sock infested.
Rimie: I am not even going to talk to you! *keeps running*
Rocky: I will NOT be beat by racial minorities!
Rocker: Quiet republican lover
(They have some government argument)
Aqua: *running* Heather we slay <3
Chip: Rimie it's the exit!
Rimie: We won! I am sorry for saying your OC's are shit!
Chip: *stops in front of exit* YOU WHAT?
Rimie: You heard!
Chip: Oh heck no! big brother BISH is gonna kill you!
Rocker: Let's go Rocky *gods and finishes first*
Spaz: Ew I was hoping you guys would leave, anyways, you get first place.
Milk: Cirie <3
Chwiis: Survivor talk isn't allowed only swamp talk
Heather: Hooray *runs outside with Aqua*
Spaz: You are team number two.
Rimie: Chip people are passing us! Let's just walk outside and resolve stuff later!
Chip: No! You will apologize.
GO: YOU MOVE NOW!
Bat: say excuse me.
GO: *pushes Chip/Rimie and runs to pitstop*
Spaz: Sadly #3
Grass and Ethan: *runs to Spaz*
RJ: OMG! *runs to Spaz with Fiz*
Spaz: Numbers four and five!
Ally: Garret where are we?
Garret: I don't know..:(
Ally: Let's just keep walking..
Heo and JRO: *walks to pitstop*
Spaz: #6. And here is Milk and Chwiis, who is #7.
Toast: Come on boi we are losing! *runs*
Team: If we lose we have to get the hammer.
Toast: Nah, the ax.
Toast: *runs outside with Team* Hi.
Spaz: Ugh, you guys were so close to losing. #8. One spot left!
Ally: Look! It's Chip and Rimie! Hi!
Rimie: Chip if they pass us we lose!
Chip: Fine! Let's go.
(Rimie/Chip and Ally/Garret both run outside)
Chip: *trips Rimie* Oops.
Ally: OMG GARRET!
Garret: :D <3
Rimie: You idiot!
Spaz: Chip/Rimie, you are the second team eliminated from the race.